Stomach: Hey, guys, mebbe we should, you know, eat something?
Heart: What about something cheesy? Carby and cheesy and salty? With something sweet after? Yeah, sweet would be great. So, so great….
Pants: Also aaaaaaaaaaa!
Self: *retrieves pre-made, healthful lunch from work fridge*
Heart: No way. There’s no way this will be nearly as good as the carby salty cheesiness.
Wallet: Phew! Dodged that bullet! *proceeds to verify contents of wallet*
Self: *eats healthful lunch*
Heart: WE ARE ONLY OKAY WITH THIS BECAUSE OF THE PARMESAN ON THIS SALAD.
Self: *continues eating*
Mind: Hey! Nutrients! And we didn’t have to make ANOTHER DECISION. High-five, Heart!
Self: *finishes lunch*
Wallet: *fist-bumps pants* *looks to mind* We got this. GO TEAM!
Stomach: Yaaaaaaaay! *hugs heart*
Heart: Okay, maybe that WAS great.
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