Mama’s two-fisting it again…

Welcome to the first official day of summer. <throws confetti>

Actually, not really. It’ll start in two weeks. More on that later.

We started vacation off with a whimper, due to some LATE night drama last night. But all is well, everyone’s alive (to the best of my knowledge), and we made it home safe & sound. Rising at the grand hour of 8:30 am (I truly live the lush life) I proceeded to herd my Things 1 & 2 off the couch to feed them breakfast. Food – check. Milk – check. I began making my breakfast smoothie and latte. Check, check! Here’s where you can see my Californian roots showing.

My breakfast smoothie:
1/2 cup traditional rolled oats
1/2 cup plain, nonfat Greek yogurt
1 Tb Chia seeds
3/4 cup frozen berries
Water
Blend. Drink. Go on with life. Ignore just how granola-earth-y this looks.

So, having made my breakfast beverages, I decide to call husband.

“Hey husband, how are things?”
“Hon, you’re slurring.”
“What?!?”
“Slurring. Have you had your coffee yet?”
“Working on it now.”
“Call me back when you’ve had your coffee.”

Side note 1: There was no alcohol consumed this morning, or in the 36 hours prior
Side note 2: NO, I am NOT a morning person. If the world could choose to start about 10:30ish, I would totally be on board.
Side note 3: For some cosmic joke, I have two children who are wired to rise at 6:30 every day. Every. Single. Day.
Side note 4: I have no idea how I survived a 7am high school jazz band for 4 years.

If you’re ever in my neighborhood, and you see a red-haired woman wandering the streets with extremely vertical hair and beverages clutched in both hands, just tell me to drink my coffee and point me towards home.

~Me